Bulletproof

One word: AMAZING!

Thanks Motten!

How many could you take?

Thanks Aaron... LOL

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Oh this is perfect… !

Irony?
Add Kelly on MySpace. Liam (Kelly's) website is www.liamshow.com. Enjoy!

I'm a Pine Tree

Birthday: Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree

Pine Tree (the Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace
and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low
self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Yep... to a T.

I'm still alive!

Just so hard to put things in words when you can't make sense of them in your own head...

... soon I hope.

Hold please…

Speaking of blocking... you should be able to hold up your hand to anyone and just say "hold please" and they'd stop talking. It'd be nice when some annoying jerk just won't leave you alone... LIKE TODAY!

That's an apology???

While perusing the Internet, it was brought to my attention that a fellow blogger had posted an apology letter and response of a friend of his to his girlfriend who had cheated on him... there really isn't much to say because it's all self explanatory after you read the letters. Just classic. Even straight people are whores... it's great!

Elizabeth's Apology Letter:

Brad,
It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say that all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.

It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it.

I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great.

I can't even focus on work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.

I am so sorry.

Elizabeth

Brad's reply:

Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No... doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in the bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid Thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying, "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight.

The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New Jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last Saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,
Brad

BLOCK

OK, I don't think I'm the most gorgeous person on the earth. However, there are some people who shouldn't even try. Harsh? Yes, it is. But I won't apologize. And I'm not necessarily speaking solely of looks. Attitude plays a big part in how attractive someone is. So, when you message me on MYSPACE (of all places) telling me that you are willing to be "generou$" (after I just blocked you on another website), there is something very UNattractive about you. And more than likely, if you have to pay for it, you most definitely aren't getting hit on in any situation. I mean, I've had guys tell me I'm hot and tell me all the usual things... "you're hot, would love to service you", or "let's get together, it'll be a hot time"... and although I generally ignore those messages as well (a 'hello' would be nice before you start divulging what you want to do with me... you wouldn't walk up to a complete stranger on the street and tell them that you want to service their body all night long 'til they can't stand it any longer) at least they're from decent looking people. This mother-fucker was some 43 year old, balding, putrid, miserable fuck, who puts his dog in every one of his pictures with him as to try to make him look cute. So, Mr. Balding Dog-Fucker, I've blocked you on MySpace as well.

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to do that in real life? Seriously. You're walking through a bar and this guy just starts talking to you. He may not be ugly, just not your type. Then this gorgeous guy walks guy and winks at you. Wouldn't it be great to just be able to hold up your hand and say "Block" or "Hold"? And that person has no choice to do so as you go walk over to the guy who winked at you. And, as in the online world, more than likely the guy you blocked would move on. *tsk tsk tsk* Too bad... it would make life SO much easier.

"…after all, it's the rare man who understands the value of a single, perfect, rose."

"Yes, life is a journey.
One that is much better traveled by a companion by our side;
of course that companion can be just about anyone...
a neighbor across the street,
or the man on the other side of the bed.
The companion can be a mother with good intentions,
or a child who is up to no good.
Still, despite our best intentions, some of us will loose our companions along the way and the journey will become unbearable.
You see, humans are designed for many things, but loneliness, isn't one of them."