2008: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2007: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2006: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2005: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2004: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2003: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
May 2008
April 2008
- You’ve been “retained”.
- Mom, meet Vegas… Vegas, meet Mom!
- Where did THAT come from!?
- But I don’t have a sleeping bag!
- “chris pees sitting down”
- RW20: Hollywood
March 2008
- Save the Earth? Nah!
- My Mom is Awesome
- New Location! Same Great Taste!
- You bought a flight to where?!
- New and Improved!
- Lightly Chilled Double Dirty Fatty China Man with a Dusty Cap
February 2008
- Work Distractions
- Santosha: The Ease of the Heart
- We are the sum of all of the people we have ever met.
January 2008
December 2007
- Tell me what you want!
- What’s left for me here?
- I hated her, SOOO much!
- Don’t act like you know me!
- “Seen On…” #1
November 2007
- I told you not to let her in here!
- One Holiday at a Time, Please!
- Martinis Are Not Allowed At The Club!
- December 4th : A. D. D.
- It’s that time again!
- One Year and Counting…
- Sexy Lifeguards, Foxy Love, and Studio 54
October 2007
- New Wave Puritan - Love Bug
- An LA [Extended] Weekend
- SoCal Fires
- MySpace Proposal
- Belated Blog Action Day 2007
- They put a bitch in jail!
- Wanted: Laptop
- Destination: LA
- Here come the motha fuckin’ side effects…
September 2007
August 2007
- Gnats, Ingrown Hairs, and Sunshine
- Get Well Soon Jake!
- I made it! Whew!
- Who doesn’t like men dancing in their underwear? :)
- This should be enough for you to go rent it right now.
- Going away presents already?
- Yay! New Toy!
- *$
- Let’s talk about something that really matters… like keeping steroids out of t-ball…
- …and I want my panties back when you’re done with them!
July 2007
- I’m gonna need that in writing
- Under Where?
- No Turning Back Now…
- And his hair is hot too…
- Git ‘er done!
- Sometimes you just need to regress…
- Everyone has a secret…
- Playing…
- Head. Ache.
June 2007
- Walk It Out
- iAnger
- iWant One!
- You mean I have to be patient?
- How much do you love me?
- Hotness… no really… HOT-NESS
- Gay’d out!
- Twitterati for 2007-06-16
- Twitterati for 2007-06-12
- Twitterati for DC Pride Weekend 2007
- Twitterati for 2007-06-06
- UK AIDS Awareness Ads put Ken doll to shame…
- iGeeks Orgasm Everywhere
- Please don’t stop the music…
- Twitterati for 2007-06-05
- I wonder how long she’ll last in the clink…
- June 29th : iConfirmed
- Protect or Destroy?
- Dancin’ when the stars go blue
May 2007
- I eat… most of the time…
- This is getting to be a little rediculous…
- The iWait
- Oh Baby, it’s rainin’
- Twitterati for 2007-05-27
- Political American Idol?
- Twitterati for 2007-05-26
- Twitterati for 2007-05-25
- Twitterati for 2007-05-24
- Twitterati for 2007-05-23
- Everybody Everybody
- This is her now!
- I caved
- Weekdays off are fabulous
- You’re a jerk PC
- Twitterati for 2007-05-21
- Twitterati for 2007-05-20
- Poor Harry… no war for you.
- Antarctica’s Melting!!
- Why does the Northeast always have to suffer?
- No Drama
- Philadelphia
- Them other ho’s - liars!
- Nope, Still Gay
- You’re fired
- Travel Travel Travel!
- The Big Move :: Done Deal!
- Pet Peeve :: Clipping Nails in the Office
April 2007
- Word
- Another change?
- The Gayification Continues…
- It’s Automatic
- The Countdown Begins! :: September 2007
- Pet Peeve :: Talking During TV/Movie/Play/etc
- 14 devices in 3 years… and none of them are broken. HA!
- Pet Peeve :: Loud Ass Cellphones!
March 2007
- It’s Only a Paper Moon
- Save the Cheerleader!
- He’s in the green shirt… and jeans!
- Spit it out already!
- Poultry Assisted Therapy… P.A.T.??? I don’t think so…
February 2007
- Straight from the wonderfully wireless world…
- I’m featured!
- Let the music play!!
- “Breathe Me” - Sia
- Back to Work - Hi Ho Hi Ho
- Valentine’s Day = V.D. … Coincidence? I think not…
- “The Great Indoors”
- *GASP* You were an ESCORT!?!?
January 2007
- Vegas Pics Posted!
- New Year - New Look?
- Motto to Live By for 2007
- Cancer.
- Happy Birthday Mom!!!
- It wasn’t THAT hard to do…
- abersparky :: photoblogged
December 2006
- So what does it all mean???
- Oh this is perfect… !
- These shoes are $300! Let’s Get ‘Em!
- Vegas - One More Time!!!
- Mohave 5?
- Resolution Time Again!
- No Wire Hangers!
November 2006
August 2006
- Hallucinations
- Birthday Countdown :: 12 days 10.5 Hours
- Wii
- I’m a Pine Tree
- Ryan Huston = AWESOME!
- Birthday Countdown :: 3 days 4 Hours
July 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
November 2005
October 2005
- Some people have deeply held beliefs that homosexuality is a disease. I respect that. So I won’t be coming in today, I’m calling in queer.
- “Sure you can; but I’m going to be a bitch for the next… lifetime”
-Jen - “…after all, it’s the rare man who understands the value of a single, perfect, rose.”
- “Love quickens all senses but the common.”
-Shakespeare
September 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
- “Next thing you know, I’ll be eating tofu burgers and actin’ like a lil bitch!”
- Mike (my manager) - Site feed… is that any different from cattle feed?
- M A R Y L A N D
- They fade away…
- If everything had a point, there’d be no place to sit.
- Is My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?
- Sure it was a blind date, but I wasn’t blind enough…
March 2005
- I Hate Myself For Losing You
- SHOUT OUT!
- Sean 3:16
- “Operation: Clean Sweep…. I’m gonna knock that boy right out of that closet!”
- Good luck my ass!
- Costly Precautions…
- Death by Shiraz!
- Pi Day!!!!
- The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
- Did you know…?
- Out with the old…
- At least I have my porn…
- Hoppy Easter!!!
- It’s spelled: C-h-r-i-s-
February 2005
- Expectations of a Broken Heart
- Mommy’s doing a TV commercial!!!
- “Suppose you were an idiot …
And suppose you were a member of Congress…
But I repeat myself.”
- Mark Twain - New Year’s Delusions
- Your Bedtime Body Language
- “Sure there’s no connection; but if you pause in the right places and emphasize the right words, it sounds inspiring.”
-Karen/Will & Grace - I’m here, she’s fucked, the show must go on!
- Number 465… 466 thinks you’re cute…
- 1-900-BOOTYSMACKALICIOUS
- Cravings…
- Let Music Heal the Soul
- He makes how much?!
- "Thank You Very Little"™
- Bud Light Presents
- "I'm going to get stabbed by a Mexican in a Vegas nightclub!"
- A Love That Will Last
- I Heart Music
- 77th Annual Academy Awards
- Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip
- "I Heart Music" >> Gizoogled
- Yo loved da blog
January 2005
- Work Computers Suck!
- 14 DAYS!!!!!
- "He so needs to be voted off the island."
- You’re Shockalicious!
- Here we go!
December 2004
- “Fragola?! … sounds like some kind of mold!”
- 'POOF'
- Pack your bags cuz we’re goin’ on a Guilt Trip!
- "Can I git yo fon?"
- More Quotes
- Roommate needed…
- If I were a girl, I’d wear stilettoes everyday…
- One minute you’re in prostate heaven…
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
- "That's what I like to see; stack the ugly to make more room for the pretty!"
- "You're over! You want to know why you're over?! Because I said you are!"
- Karma Kicks Ass!!!
- Thank God for 30%!
August 2004
- Footprints
- Day 19 of Apartment Life…
- "What was Mary doin' puttin' her face near a tire?!"
- "Oh no, this tire hunted Mary down; this tire MURDERED Mary!" - Happy Birthday to Me!!!
July 2004
- May he not have service when he need it the most…
- Two Dominatricies and Peanut Butter
- Fuck Shoes…
- Allergic to bullshit…
- temperantia e fiducia sui
- Fuck IKEA!!!
- Holden Caulfield
- It’s Not Fair! *stomps foot*
- You Are The Suave Gay Man
- Aristotle
June 2004
- Ya know… I am thirsty…
- Slinkies
- Psycho Dyke!
- I knew I should have eaten something…
- Perfect
- On top of the world to the underside of a rock…
- Cool as a fool in a pool…
May 2004
March 2004
February 2004
- "Guess what?" - "What?" - "They're gonna DO IT!"
- "Mary talks too fucking much"
- AHHHH Firery Broccoli!!! Firery Broccoli from HELL!!!!!
- Where the fuck did that torch come from?!?!
- Sleep…. I need sleeeeeeeeep…..
January 2004
- Another week of NOTHING!!!
- You sure it tastes ok???
- "Chris, can you come let us in???"
- "All these celebrities goin' to the hospital for stuff like enhaustion and dehydration. When a real bitch gets tired, she takes a fuckin' nap."
- So tired, so so tired…
- Life’s a circus…
August 2003
July 2003
- "I just peed a lil !!!"
- Watch the feet!!!
- Mixed feelings…
- Uncontrollable laughter…
- Do you know where you’re going?
- Why won’t this day end………….
- What a night…
- NEMO!!!!
- Beware of the seatbelt!
- Fireworks!
- Inside wha?
