My right ear was too big anyway

24 years of getting haircuts - and this is the first time a stylist has ever clipped my ear. At first I thought he just grazed the edge - but then I felt it… it didn’t hurt or anything - there are cuts that hurt - and then there are cuts you can just ‘feel’. As soon as he did it - he went to get a band-aid and by the time he came back, my ear was dripping. All I could think of tho was - damn - my hair looks hot! Took about an hour of pressure to get it to finally clot. I think I might skip the gym now - no need to bleed out on the floor while doing abs. HAHA!