BLOCK

OK, I don’t think I’m the most gorgeous person on the earth. However, there are some people who shouldn’t even try. Harsh? Yes, it is. But I won’t apologize. And I’m not necessarily speaking solely of looks. Attitude plays a big part in how attractive someone is. So, when you message me on MYSPACE (of all places) telling me that you are willing to be “generou$” (after I just blocked you on another website), there is something very UNattractive about you. And more than likely, if you have to pay for it, you most definitely aren’t getting hit on in any situation. I mean, I’ve had guys tell me I’m hot and tell me all the usual things… “you’re hot, would love to service you”, or “let’s get together, it’ll be a hot time”… and although I generally ignore those messages as well (a ‘hello’ would be nice before you start divulging what you want to do with me… you wouldn’t walk up to a complete stranger on the street and tell them that you want to service their body all night long ’til they can’t stand it any longer) at least they’re from decent looking people. This mother-fucker was some 43 year old, balding, putrid, miserable fuck, who puts his dog in every one of his pictures with him as to try to make him look cute. So, Mr. Balding Dog-Fucker, I’ve blocked you on MySpace as well.

Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to do that in real life? Seriously. You’re walking through a bar and this guy just starts talking to you. He may not be ugly, just not your type. Then this gorgeous guy walks guy and winks at you. Wouldn’t it be great to just be able to hold up your hand and say “Block” or “Hold”? And that person has no choice to do so as you go walk over to the guy who winked at you. And, as in the online world, more than likely the guy you blocked would move on. *tsk tsk tsk* Too bad… it would make life SO much easier.