“Sure you can; but I’m going to be a bitch for the next… lifetime”
-Jen

It’s gone!!! My favorite burger in the whole wide world is GONE! I overlooked my lunch break because we were so busy and I had to port over 20 million numbers from T-Mobile (CHA-CHING!!! Sorry Jeff, haha!) So anyway, I invite Nick out to dinner at Hamburger Mary’s to get my favorite burger in the world and a nice drink before I head home. First, when we get there, there is a short wait… maybe 10-15 minutes, which was no big deal. I notice there are different menus on the host stand so I ask if I could see one and if there was a change. They’ve now become “Dakota Cowgirl”… what the fuck!? Dakota?! What the hell is in Dakota… come on, cows?! They’d freeze up there! So anyway… I ask if they still had/could make what they used to and the hostess said they could, everything was just renamed. We’re seated and I am still looking over this menu, hunting for my burger but I still don’t see it. I wait for the “waiter” (if you could cal him that, lol) to come over and I ask: “can I still get a Hawaiian Burger?” to which he replied: “no, it’s not on the menu.” Good job genius! I didn’t notice! That’s why I asked! So I reiterate that the hostess said everything was still available, and he tells me that they “don’t have the stuff to make it.” I’m sorry, how hard is it to grill a slice of pineapple and throw a lil teriyaki sauce on a cheeseburger???? And then to top it off, the bar fucked up my drink. I still gave my 15% tip but I wrote a few things on the bottom of that charge receipt… they better bring back my Hawaiian Burger and learn how to pour a decent cosmo!