Today’s fortune cookie: “Wherever you go, there you are.”
July 21st, 2005 by Christopher
Jen (11:58:24 PM): I’m fat lol
Me(11:58:46 PM): oh please
Jen (11:58:53 PM): oh no no no
Jen (11:59:19 PM): this isn’t some 90 lb white girl “I ate a salad with low fat dressing instead of fat free” fat
Jen (11:59:29 PM): I’m genuinely fat
Jen (11:59:54 PM): and it’s gross, if I could hide in a cave and starve for 3 months I would
Jen (11:59:58 PM): and should
Jen (12:00:16 AM): but I cant because then I wouldnt have a job and I think cave are prolly uncomfortable
Jen (12:00:36 AM): what with all the rock everywhere
Me (12:03:32 AM): lolololololololol
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