M A R Y L A N D

I live in Maryland. We’re not the South, nor do we have an accent. We’re also not New England, we’re the Mid Atlantic. It’s soda, not pop. It’s a sub, not a hoagie. It’s the beach not the shore and we drink water not “wooder.” It’s acceptable to say “Where y’all goin?” short of “Where are you going?” It’s a pizza, not a pie and we’re not hicks. It’s DC not Washington. We know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, and how to pump our own gas. Its not unusual to eat at a resturant with no shirts, no shoes, and your boat parked out front. We love crabs, corn, beer and snowballs!!!