“Next thing you know, I’ll be eating tofu burgers and actin’ like a lil bitch!”
- Mike (my manager)

So it’s my first day opening as a keyholder and how do I screw it up? I’m 20 minutes late. Now, granted my boss gets in at 10 after 7 and I’m not even “required” to be here until 7.30, but I wanted to make a good impression and get here by 7; especially since I don’t have such a good attendance record. So yea, I’m at work and feelin’ like shit. 20 minutes!!! I was going to blame it on the metro, or some bullshit, but I’m not going to put up an excuse… I was late. Plain and simple. *sigh* :-\ Stupid metro for not going fast enough…

IM Conversation of the Day
David (9:01:17 PM): He’s been a pretty progressive Pope, all things considered
David (9:01:39 PM): Out with him, in with Bush again. Time to brush up on Revelations.