Good luck my ass!

INVASION! GET THE CHILDREN OUT OF HERE! That’s right… they’re STILL here… ladybugs. [cue: "aww ladybugs"] These beetles of red with black dots found sporadically amongst my room, mostly just around the one window, are apparently good luck as they feed upon insects which are harmful to plants. Well that’s just great… except I have no plants that need protecting! I read up on them a bit and found that they’re attracted to light colors and that they generally hibernate indoors in the winter. Lovely! White walls, and it’s 25 degrees outside; perfect conditions… for them. Where’s that damn insect spray?!