Bud Light Presents

Real Men of Genius

Today, we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it is okay for a man to go tanning. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one… in your man purse.